The Map To Heaven

For a long time, we have had visions of escaping our beautiful blue star ship and getting out of our luxurious fish tank in the sky to the unimaginable limits beyond. This passion for such a journey led me to research our galaxy, its place in all of creation and go even further into the depths of darkness. The goal was to determine if indeed there was a Heaven and if so, where is it? Well after exhaustive study and countless hours of going backward, second guessing myself to assure some shred of accuracy, I finally found it!  While I was not able to determine what is beyond the passages of the many galaxies that surrounds Heaven, I was at least able to create a map of how to get there. Here is a rendition (obviously not to scale) with a brief description of where Heaven is and how to get there from Earth.

The Map To Heaven

Now folks, if you're anything like me, when I found out just how "fa-ha-ha-ar" this was, I was a little disgusted, because I'm thinking to myself, hey look! We can just hop in the old USS Star Ship Enterprise ('mind you secret projects all over the world are working to build one in real life-don't think they're not and with your tax dollars by the way) and just hop on over to Heaven just in time for dinner! Um, no. After putting this entire scope of everything into perspective, I was brought back to reality and quickly reminded, I'm good with the way things are. I can always just say a prayer, wish upon a star or just stare off in the sky at night and say...yep; nice. Good enough. Let's go. And leave it that. Because let me tell you this! Not only is the Celestial Gathering of Universal Galaxies, called the "T.I.A.M.A.I.T." (I'll explain more about that later in the site, don't worry), so unbelievably freakishly far away, but it's so indescribably BIG that you can't tell where Heaven begins or ends! But I'm going to do the best I can to describe it to you.

Imagine for a moment that you are standing in the center of your room where you are now and there is a blue golf-ball equally positioned on the other side of the planet from exactly where you're standing. Well that's about how far away Earth is from Heaven. And then remember, you're a full sized human being comparing your size to that of a golf-ball, well that's about how big Heaven is to us. Let's turn to the M2H Map below for a clear explanation.

Star Point 1. You recognize that right? That's right. It's the Milky Way, home of our Solar System, home of Planet Earth. So get in the Star Ship and let's go for a ride. Now this is the easy part. We are going to exit the Milky Way heading North by Northwest, keep straight until you're just outside The Spirals and make a left. Then keep going straight for about...get ready for this...22 billion light years. That's right. I said it. 22! Hope you packed extra undies, because there's no way in hell I'm turning back. 
 

Star Point 2. Coming up, you will see a Super Nebula, you will want to make a right just past the Super Nebula and keep straight for another 22 billion light years. I know, ridiculous right?

Well, I warned you it was far. 


(are we there yet? not even close...)




 Star Point 3. Hey the scenery at least changed a bit. This time, we're
looking for the Cat's Eye Nebula, just off to the left of the Star Ship.
Pretty eerie to look at it just staring back at you all cold and dark and
spooky. So let's just keep going. This time, we only have to make a
slight left and keep going for about 19 billion light years and we're in the

home stretch! Ah, you can do it. We've come this far right! Let's go.    





(are we there yet? almost...)




Star Point 4. Now things are starting to look brighter. We are
almost there. Take a look out of the right of the Star Ship and you
will see-you guessed it-a very unnecessarily large, bright
Cat's Eye Nebula, that looks right at you and says in a warm
pleasant voice, "welcome to the outer rim of the universe."
I'm feeling better about this trip already. And to think you wanted to
turn around and go home. No way! It's only 3.5 billion light years 

due North to get to the Gate and we're Heaven bound!




(are we....No! good grief...)





Star Point 5. (ding-ding)  Ladies and gentlemen from the
flight deck, this is your Captain speaking.
We have just entered into the outer rim entrance to the Celestial
Gathering of Universal Galaxies, known as T.I.A.M.A.I.T.
to the locals. In the center is a galaxy approximately 10,000 times
the size of the Milky Way, with 7 suns surrounding a teal blue-green
planet about 10,000 times the size of Earth. Outward from there are
12 perfectly placed galaxies, each specific to their own. This is the
home of all Creation known and unknown; seen and unseen; only a short
122 billion light years from Earth. Enjoy your stay here in eternal

paradise or wherever your final destination may be.



(are we...Oh yeah, we're here :)




And for the first time, in a long time, we will have time--on our side. We will be one with ''all that is'' and ''all that is'' will be one with us

-DeMaster A. Thomas

M2H Map Copyright: 2011 (click on map to enlarge)